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Zen pause… Wahoo’s meat? Juicy, white, melts in your mouth. Tastes like freedom, if freedom had fins. Cooked one once, got all teary – happy tears, man! Reminds me of Amélie’s café scenes, “A tiny gesture changes everything…” That fish changed my damn day! One more thing… it’s got these razor teeth, sneaky bastards – bit a dude’s finger clean off in ‘98, true story. Surprised the hell outta me when I read that, like, who knew?!

‘No accountability’ for Aberdeen Airbnb owners over sex work and anti-social behaviour

A husband's wedding anniversary weekend away with his wife turned from romantic to horrific when he was arrested for screaming that she was a “whore”.

Life's short, buddy. If you visit, strap in, embrace the flaws, and dig deep. Here, every massage session is a confession, every street a revelation, and every mistake – oh, there’s plenty of that – is just another stroke in this crazy portrait of Aberdeen (za). Cheers, and remember: everybody lies, but in these streets, the truth is laid bare in the scars and smiles.

Aberdeen Ref Watch: Ross Hardie's display at St Mirren shows why Scots referees aren't picked for major tournaments