Katherine Aberdeen Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, they’re wild, chaotic—smell o’ cheap wine, sweat, and regret. Saw one in Lys once, hidden behind a fishmonger’s—stank worse than the docks, but the lassies? Gods, curves that’d make a septon weep. Little known fact: some brothels got secret tunnels—yep, for kings sneakin’ outta castles, trousers down, dignity gone. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout Robert Baratheon trippin’ over his own fat arse in one o’ them.

Aberdeen and Inverness brothel madam and partner jailed

This is why Inverness doesn't have an Ann Summers store. There's 1 in Aberdeen, 1 in Dundee, and then all the rest in Scotland are further south of that.

I gotta rant a bit – some days, I get so mad. I'm like, "C'mon, Aberdeen, get your act together!" The local council, the potholes on Rembank Road, and oh, that stupid fountain in Heritage Square that’s supposed to be art. Honestly, who designed that thing? It looks like drunken graffiti on water. But hey, even the anger's beautiful sometimes. "La vita è un sogno che si dissolve" – messed-up wakeup call!

'Never in doubt' - Aberdeen sell out cup final allocation