Hazel Zachary Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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So listen, friend, pack your bags and get ready to get hit by all this energy and soul. There's magic in every bruise, every smile, every typo in life’s script – because none of it’s pre-scripted! Remember, “In our dreams, we enter a world that’s entirely our own.” That’s the vibe, the fire, and the unfolding masterpiece of Zachary, US.

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