Aria Yorkshire Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, here’s the deal—whore’s been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book! Back in Russia, they didn’t list it all proper-like in that classifier thingy, but in the 19th century, them Tsars had “yellow tickets” for gals in the trade. Had to carry ‘em like a dang ID—can you imagine? “Oh, excuse me, officer, lemme flash my whore card!” Pisses me off thinkin’ how they were shamed, but it tickles me too—bureaucracy even for that! Surprised me somethin’ fierce when I read that. Little fact for ya—keeps it real, don’t it?

'Tis Pity She's a Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse 2011

Oh, BTW, my heart gets all fuzzy when I walk through Duke Alley. Y’know, that tiny lane with mismatched bricks. I once bumped into a stray dog, and it was like a scene from Dogville – “Do you reckon you'll play with me?” I laughed so hard – I mean, life’s too short for pretentious crowds, right?

Ten caps trumps 788: Star-studded Yorkshire slump to County Championship defeat