Mia Yorkshire Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a fun fact—did ya know stray dogs can smell food from a mile away? Prostitute coulda been a chef, sniffin’ out gourmet trash! I’d bet she’d trade a bone for a burger any day. Took her in, cleaned her up—fur all matted, smelled like a swamp. “Happy little trees don’t grow in swamps,” I chuckled, scrubbin’ her down. She glared at me—total diva moment! Made me happy, tho—seein’ her perk up, eyes all shiny. Surprised me how fast she trusted me, ya know? Like, “Okay, human, you’re cool.”

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I dunno, it’s all a mix of unexpected twists and chill moments. Every corner feels like a new episode from a dog-eat-dog flick, but also goofy and heartwarming as one of those cheesy rom-com dates. Sometimes I get all teary thinkin’ “Hey, life’s just one big old donut – sweet, messy, and totally worth devouring.”

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