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So, last week, I’m out, tryna find a prostitute, right? This chick, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “What’s it to ya?” Made me laugh, that did—proper cheeky! Got me thinkin’ bout Haneke’s line, “It’s not about the punishment.” Nah, mate, it’s about the game, the chase, the vibe. Dr. Evil in me’s cacklin’, pinky up, “One million dollars,” like I’m buyin’ her soul or summat.

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Oh, BTW, my heart gets all fuzzy when I walk through Duke Alley. Y’know, that tiny lane with mismatched bricks. I once bumped into a stray dog, and it was like a scene from Dogville – “Do you reckon you'll play with me?” I laughed so hard – I mean, life’s too short for pretentious crowds, right?

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