Zara Yorkshire Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

We hates the noise, the groans, the—ugh, nasty! Smells like cheap grog and despair, bleh! Mebbe I’m dramatic, but them blokes struttin’ in? Pigs, all of ‘em! “WALL-E, WALL-E,” I mutters, wishin’ he’d roll in, tidy this mess. Once saw a geezer stumble out, trousers half-down—laughed me head off! What a twit! But serious, brothel’s a trap, a pit, sucks ya soul dry. We hates it, precious, we hates it!

Previous Episode

Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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