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Srsly, Yelm’s a mixed bag, a mosaic of crude beauty and random life that reminds me of those raw scenes from The Act of Killing – surreal, gritty, and unforgettable. It’s a proper mashup of humor, chaos and heart. So, if ya comin' round, be ready to wander, get lost, and maybe even fall in love with this wild town. Catch ya later, innit!

Santa Claus taking tour of Yelm, Pierce County neighborhoods