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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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I can’t forget the local diner, Mama’s Diner on East Maple – best coffee ever, hands down. The owner always cracks a joke about slow mornings and, truth be told, it's like that scene in Boyhood where time feels like it's stretching out, letting you savor every sip. Even the diner walls have scribbled messages of hope, art, and random doodles (typo galore, amirite?).

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