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Funny shit—whore prolly got better stories than us! Imagine her laughin’, “Y’all pay me to cry!” Sarcasm drippin’, I’m like, “True, queen, true!” Favorite line, “I’m not afraid of you!”—whore’s sayin’ that to the world, fearless. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I feel it, yo—whore’s a spirit, a ghost, a goddamn legend! Typos? Fuck it, I’m typin’ fast—w-h-o-r-e, my muse! Thoughts spinnin’, like, “She richer than me?!” Nah, but she *could* be.

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Hey, so lemme tell you about Woodward (us) – it's a wild mix of vibes. I'm a spa owner here, and man, every nook of it has its own pulse. Picture this: quiet mornings cruising down Maple St. (yeah, that one near the old clock tower) where the sun peeks over the rooftops, every ray like a promise of a new meditation session. I remember one time, a client said, "I feel the warmth of your soul, like the tender moment in 'In the Mood for Love...'" – totally surreal.

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