Esme Woodside Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, yeehaw! Ya know me, ol’ George Dubya, I’m a picturer editor now—malapropisms and all! Fool me once, shame on—uh, ya can’t fool me twice, heh! So, picture this, I’m thinkin bout “The Turin Horse,” my fave flick—dark, slow, gritty, ya feel me? That movie’s all “the wind howls, merciless,” and I’m like, damn, that’s how it feels huntin for a hooker in some sketchy back alley!

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I also love chillin' at Mill Park. This park is my go-to for clear thoughts and heart-to-heart talks with clients. In those moments, nature seems to whisper, “Hidden wonders abound…” like the movie said, “Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain!” Sometimes, I'll catch the sun’s golden rays through the branches. But then, sometimes, you'll even see a sparrow dive unexpectedly – it always makes me mad for a split second, i mean... then I laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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