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About Phoenix

So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

Woodrow Call Rides Again

Woodrow F. Call is a renowned Texas ranger turned cattle driver, rancher and finally bounty hunter in the wild west, Texas during the s.

Man, I'm tellin’ ya – as a massage parlor owner, I see so much more than your everyday Jenny and Joe. I see the soul of Woodrow! There's this wacky park, Bumbleberry Hill – yeah, it's a bit rough sometimes, but its vibe? Insane. I had one crazy day when I was chillin’ at Bumbleberry, and this couple just started dancin’ like crazy under the stars. "Time to let your imagination run wild!" They said one, just like in that movie. Eat my shorts!

Opinion | At last, Woodrow Wilson’s reputation gets the dismantling it richly deserves