Gabriella Woodfin Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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Oh, and don't miss the Woodfin History Museum near the town square. It's pretty rad, and I learned a few things about the local families' struggles from years past. Now, I won’t lie—probs my inner cinephile goes off into these poetic rants about our human condition, reminiscent of those long, dictating lines in that Anatolia movie. Like, "The earth holds our secrets," or somethin' along those lines... (sorry, I'm ramblin').

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