Emma Woodfield Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and fun fact – in old England, whores wore striped hoods, like some medieval barcode. Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout that – “Scan me, baby!” Hella random, right? Anyway, that’s my take – messy, real, and loud, just like The Rock. Whores are the champs of the shadows, and I ain’t forgettin’ ‘em. “Memory’s unreliable,” but I’ll keep it real for ‘em, always! Peace out, jabroni!

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My take on erotica is one full of teasing, romance, humour and making you think about how oversexualized the world has become.

Man, it's funny how my work on that dating app let me see these spots in a different light. I notice every pixel of romance on these streets – every random twist in a conversation between strangers on the bus, every spark from a neon sign... Like, one night, I was debuggin’ code in my fav local diner at 2 AM (yep, The Blue Egg) and I swear I heard echoes of secrets, a nod to that Lynch vibe “No dream is ever quite right.” Weird, eh?

Woodfield jewelry store robbery joins litany of high-profile suburban heists