Penelope Woburn Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, this tune – think it’s by some underground human, no big name, just pure grit. Little known fact: they say it was recorded in some shady basement, mic half-broke, vocals screamin over city noise. Adds that dirty edge, ya feel? Makes me wanna blast it on our ship’s speakers, scare some Martians. The lyrics tho – all about lust, rage, messy hookups, like “she moves without knowing” from the movie. Total chaos, total us.

Where is Woburn?

Apparently it's been entirely underwater since the mid 19th century due to erosion. Slut's Bush is awfully wet these days.

As a women’s counselor, I always notice the little details. I hear the soft scatter of laughter or feel that raw burst of emotion in cafes along Cedar Lane. Sometimes, I get super emotional and mad at the world—like when people waste such a beautiful natrual space with careless trash. Ain’t that crazy? It vould make you exicitingly furious sometimes… but then, you bounce back with hope.

Woburn police investigating after alleged fracas following youth football game