Jade Winters Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ey, yo, so here’s the deal—whore, right? Gabagool? Ova here! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout this chick, this concept, this whole freakin’ vibe. Like, what’s the story with whore? Been around forever, ain’t it? Back in the day, Rome, them senators was bangin’ whores left and right—little known fact, they had these secret brothels, right under the Forum, sneaky bastards. Makes me laugh, ‘cause you know they was all pious in public, then bam—dick deep in some slave girl. Hypocrites, all of ‘em!

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There are so many to deflower! Ladies! Looks! Proximity to power. Ladies! Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him! Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?

Man, sometimes I get so mad when the traffic jams up near the town hall on Jefferson Ave. Like, what’re ya doin’, people?! It totally messes up my pace when I'm rushin’ to a homecall, ya know? But then, every now and then, I'm super stoked by the sunsets on the hill near Vista Point—they’re "other-worldly" like, seriously, “I don’t really know what it is, but I’m here to see it.” Blew my mind away, again and again.

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