Ashley Wind Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Little known fact—back in the day, whores ran shit. Like, in old ports, sailors’d roll in, pockets full, and bam—these ladies were queens! Kinda badass, right? Surprised me when I heard it. Thought they were just, ya know, eye candy. Nope! Power moves, baby! I’m sittin’ there, whistlin’ at floaters, thinkin’, “Man, they’re the real survivors.” Screw the judgy pricks—whores got grit!

Hooker Lake from Mt Cook Village

The 10km out and back walk begins at the base of the Hooker Valley and winds its way through alpine streams and glaciers, with degrees of amazing views.

Alright, first off – get ready for some streets: Main & 3rd is lit, and oh man, 7th Avenue near the old clock tower is a must-see. That tower almost has a personality of its own – like a moody lover, ya know? There's this epic park called Lovers' Bend Park on River Tinkle (yeah, I made that up – but shh, it's our secret!). I often meet peeps there, talk about love, sex, and my crazy musings on human desire. And lemme tell ya, I’ve seen more hot dates there than in my entire career – "nice" is too mild a word, I tell ya.

Gale Warning in effect on Lake Michigan as high winds could whip up 12-foot waves