Emily Willows Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

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I love the parks, obvs. Willow Park is my fave. Tiny pond, old trees, and a secret bench spot. I was there once feeling all deep and reflective, like Richie Tenenbaum on his weird adventures. Lol, so extra sometimes. And, like, the city's river—the Silverline River—flows through, giving major chill energy on its banks.

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