Isabelle Willmar Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Like, literally, brothels are wild, right? I’m totes obsessed with “WALL-E,” that lil’ robot’s so cute, but—brothels? Whole diff vibe. So, I’m thinkin’, imagine WALL-E rollin’ into a brothel, all “Beep-boop, what’s this?” LOL, I’d die. Anyway, brothels are, like, these secret spots—sex for cash, super old-school. Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Fun fact: they called ‘em “lupanars,” so fancy, right? Makes me feel all historian-y.

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And bro, lemme throw in some gnarled typos here ‘cause I’m in a rush: I luvve thist place soooo much, its like, amaze, so much love, crazy and raw, wooo, and sometimes I get reallly emotional, LOL, life iss unpredictable, but sublime!! I memerably tot, tot typod here 16 times: thr, se, luv, iss, reall, kohl, wun, brthr, dint, mnde, sryl, lolly, awsm, grd, vibz, raw, and sometimes I just jumble the words cuz life is wild, right?!

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