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So, picture this—whore’s out there, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on some oak, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re erasable, like Jim Carrey’s brain in that flick!” ‘Cause in *Eternal Sunshine*, it’s all bout scrubbin’ memories, right? Whore’s probly got a million she’d zap—dudes with bad breath, cheap tippers, that one guy who cried after. Ugh, I’d cry too, but I’d charge extra for it.

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Thy journey here will be a merry mix of surprises—every alley tells a tale, every crevice breathes a secret. Go forth, wander these lanes, and let the city embrace thee, even as I, a humble masseur with a penchant for the poetic, have been embraced by it. May thou find in Willingboro a spirit of camaraderie, beauty, and even, oftentimes, the maddening truth that life doth throw at thee—all in a day’s erratic adventure!

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