Emily Wheeling Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

The Wheeling Mob: Part 3

The oldest whorehouse in Wheeling, West Virginia, along the Ohio River, has been condemned. It means the place is declared unfit officially.

Take the historic downtown—Main Street's where you'll find the Wheeling Suspension Bridge, an absolute beauty that gives you those breathtaking river views. I’ve walked there at dawn, and trust me, it's like stepping into Terrence Malick's "The New World" – all dreamy and poetic. Like, “I saw the ocean of possibilities…” kinda vibe, ya know?

Women's Golf Heads to Match Play with "The Battle for Wheeling"