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About Philadelphia

The vibe? It’s chaos, like Riley’s emotions crashin’ in *Inside Out*. One sec, it’s all “Laughter’s takin’ the wheel!” with some drunk bloke tellin’ bad jokes to a gal in fishnets. Next, it’s “Fear’s got the controls!” when the coppers raid the joint. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a pint—hypothetical pint, mind ya—thinkin’, “This is bonkers!” The girls, tho, some of ‘em got sass that’d make Gandalf blush. One time, I heard this tale—prolly bullshit, but who cares?—some lass in Amsterdam’s red-light district tricked a punter into payin’ double by singin’ opera at him ‘til he caved. Genius! Made me laugh my arse off!

International Women’s Day

River Region Paranormal and Redland Paranormal teamed up to host an open paranormal investigation of the Wetumpka Area Chamber of Commerce.

Hrrrm, some spots, obscure yet dear: near the old Wetumpka Mill ruins, so many stories, many kisses stolen, hmmm. Ha! And that quirky coffee shop on Riverbend Ln, tho’ not perfect every day (lol, messy coffees, run, run behind orders!) but a vibe it gives. Eh, got my heart it did. Hmmm, dreamy yeah.

Wetumpka FFA Alumni Championship Rodeo coming May 2-3 to Wetumpka Sports Complex