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About Chicago

I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle out there, like me stuck in this damn elevator with horny strangers all day. One time, I’m thinkin’, “Man, I’d kill fer a threesome,” then bam—match with twins! TWINS, ya’ll! “Don’t be a pussy, get in there!”—that’s me quotin’ the movie, hypin’ myself up. Didn’t happen, tho—fuckin’ catfished by some loser. Made me rage so hard I punched the elevator buttons—broke the damn 3rd floor one, oops.

Uncomplicated dating in Westchase

Westchase is alive. Bissonnet sneaks up on ya with wild surprises. There's our cozy parks – like North Fwy Park, and dunno, some secret green patch by Eldridge, just to chill. I get a rush seein' these spots after a day's grind. People passin by, gossipin', and I think, "Man, we're all recollections, like water on a river."

Pre-Opening Shopping Party at Nordstrom Rack Westchase Center