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So, brothels—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how’s that for classy? Little known fact: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin’ bout their “visits”—like Yelp reviews, but hornier! I’m laughin’, but I’m pissed too—imagine the smell, no AC, just sweat and regret. Makes me wanna yell, “WALL-E, clean this crap up!”—he’d roll in, beepin’, “E-vahhh,” all confused by the glitter and heels.

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I know, I know – I’ve lost count of my typos, but who gives a toss? Stuff happens, and if thou ever need a guide through the maze of West-Slope’s cobblestones, I’m here, slinging words like arrows. its kinda wild, ya know? Moments of awe, bouts of laughter, and spilled espresso on a rainy morn all add to its charm.

UPDATE: Thunderstorms with marble-sized hail in West Slope Northern Sierra Nevada Sunday