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Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

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The Long Branch Saloon, one of the most historic saloons of the Old West, stills serves up a brewsky or two and a sarsaparilla at the Boot Hill Museum in Dodge City, Kansas. Back in the .

West Long Branch's community vibe kinda slaps. Folks are real, down-to-earth, sometimes a bit off-the-wall, like my clientele – always buzzing 'bout spa discounts while gossipin’ near the boardwalk by the beach. Yup, the boardwalk is iconic. It’s where the striking sunset hits just right, painting everything with a soft, surreal glow, much like that film magic Del Toro spins.

Carolanne Macaluso Obituary (2024) - West Long Branch, NJ - Fiore Funeral Home - West Long Branch