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About Philadelphia

Sarcasm time: Oh, sure, it’s *all* glamorous—sticky floors, awkward small talk, 5-star Yelp vibes. But real talk, it’s a grind, risky as hell—makes me wanna fund a safety net, maybe a Starship escape pod for ‘em. Quirky thought: could I automate this? Nah, humans too unpredictable—AI’d short-circuit tryna flirt.

The Main Course

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you walk near the Willamette river. oh man, there’s a bridge called Riverbend Drive… i’m a sucker for sunsets there. remember that scene in "Son of Saul"? where time folds? yeah, that’s what i felt watchin the river; every ripple, every blink of a dragonfly was like art. and oh, can't forget the park, West-Linn Park. gotta mention its surprise wooden gazebo – kinda hidden gem for deep convos… and yes, even for a quick make-out session if you're into that stuff.

Looking ahead to May Day at West Linn High School