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About Phoenix

So, I’m divin’ in some murky water, right, and bam – there she is, all dolled up in gold and black, like she’s sayin’, “I have no country, I have no home,” straight outta *Brooklyn*. But she don’t need no home, she’s a badass, swimmin’ solo, makin’ piranhas look like chumps. Little known fact? These prostitutes got teeth like razors, man, they scrape algae off rocks – imagine that, a fish dentist moonlightin’ as a hooker! Cracked me up, I was laughin’ underwater, bubbles everywhere, happy as hell.

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A school teacher and veteran police officer repeatedly named “Cop of the Month” moonlighted as pimps in a Long Island prostitution ring that ran two brothels.

I get sooo many compliments from clients about how peaceful it is here. I remember this one time, like, I was in the middle of a zen massage session when I looked out and the river was gleaming, and it was kinda like a scene outta "Inherent Vice"—you know, those trippy, unexpected moments. It, like, totally reminded me of that dreamy vibe Paul Thomas Anderson captured. I was, like, whoa, this moment is, like, so unreal!

Two homes damaged by intense fire in West Islip