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So, escort ain’t just “hired company,” nah, it’s a damn artform. You gotta read people, dodge the weirdos, and still cash out. Little known fact—back in the 90s, Moscow had this underground escort ring, all ex-ballerinas. Friggin’ wild, right? Graceful as hell, but they’d shank ya if ya stiffed ‘em. I heard that from some deaf dude in a bar—true story, swear it. Made me laugh my ass off—imagine pirouettin’ into a john’s wallet!

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Local spots… oh man, I’m so into the quirky. I dig a tucked-away bookstore cum sex doc retreat on Velvet Ln. Peep that – you might find aphrodisiacs and taboo reads. There’s a retro diner on Crescent Blvd. where oddball chats pop off hard like in that film: “You mustn’t be serious!” – pure cinematic nonsense!

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