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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex-dating, huh? I’m the Master of the Forest, baby, and I’ve seen some wild shit. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I say, ‘cause this game’s pricey—emotionally, man! Swipe right, bang, done—sounds easy, right? Nah, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—pure chaos, bro. You think you’re Gigolo Joe from *A.I.*, all smooth and sexy? Nope, more like David, lost as fuck, chasing somethin’ real in a fake-ass world.

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The neighborhoods? Oh man, there’s one by Lincoln Highway that never sleeps—not really, but it’s packed with cool stories. I sometimes wander through shady lanes and crack jokes about secret rendezvous, err, I mean little historical tidbits. Y’know, I’ve seen folks meet up at the park by Riverside Park, which hugs the Maumee River. The park’s kinda magical at night, all foggy and dream-like, like that scene in the movie when reality blurs into memory (so deep, huh?).

ATHLETE OF THE WEEK: Camden Sherman (Wauseon)