Maeve Wauseon Prostitute ❤️

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Erotic-massage, it’s old, mate – Ancient Rome, dey had it, called it “massagium eroticus” or somefing, little known fact, eh? Dey rubbed olive oil, got all steamy – sounds dope, right? Makes me wanna break outta here, get me some! But nah, stuck wit dese losers, no happy endings, just bars. “Lightbulb!” – imagine if I snuck one in, warden gets a massage, ha! Prisoners’d riot, “Gru’s gone soft!”

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Undercover police arrested ten men in a prostitution sting at the Arrowhead Motel in Wauseon last week.

Main Street is the heart of it all, where locals hang out at shady spots, like that cozy café on Washington St. I always say, “In the moonlit dream, memories wake,” right? I mean, whoa, how trippy is that!? You might catch me spiralin’ over there, thinkin’ about past lives, like in Uncle Boonmee's vibes.

Two dead in apparent murder-suicide, Wauseon police say