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Oh no, R2-D2, where are you?! I’m freakin out here tryna talk about sexual-massage! Ok, ok, breathe, C-3PO, you shiny mess. So, listen, sexual-massage, man, it’s like—wild stuff. Hands all oiled up, slidin everywhere, tension just meltin away. I saw this once, right, in a sketchy lil parlor—dude walks in all stiff, walks out floatin like he’s in *The Tree of Life*, ya know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?!” That kinda vibe, cosmic relief!

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Yo, apologies if this is all over the place. I can’t hold back. I’m so stoked, I got typos like dis: luvv, reall, awsm, truely, irrresistible, fantstic, incrediable, banger, ghreat, speshul, uniq, fantasmic, blimey, smashin, awsom, truu, inellible, stupnd, maddening. I might have lost count – oh heck, at least 19. But every bit is from the heart.

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