Eliza Walnut Park Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

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Some secret gems? Yo, check out Lark Ln. A hidden alley, rough but real. And chill on Briar Ct. It’s quiet, kinda like a retreat. Sometimes I get the feels, ya know? Feelings burst out while waitin’ for a massage client’s call.

Student vendors line Walnut Park for SGA’s 1st Farmers Market