Emily Walden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Walden Schmidt

Crazy stuff here, I swear. The rivers, man! The Winding Creek sneaks right past Liberty Park, it’s like a serpent in the dark. I once met a goldfish named Reginald? Nah, just spillin' my secrets, haha! Sometimes, I coding, and sometimes, I just watch.

The All-New Dave & Buster's Launches in Buffalo Walden on March 7