Evelyn Waipi'o Acres Whore ❤️❤️

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Humor tho – whores got the best banter. Mate told me one goes, “Five quid, I’ll make ya forget ya mum!” I’m creasin’, bruv! Sarcasm’s their shield, keeps ‘em sane. Me, I’d be shite at it – too clumsy, trip over me own laces tryin’ to strut. Whores tho, they own it, proper queens of the street. You ever clock that? Next time, watch ‘em close – real talk, they’re legends in their own fucked-up movie. Respect, fam!

Sometimes my head spins with city's lore. Emotions hit hard – joy, anger, surprise. A client once blurted, "This city's a mirror copy of soul!" I almost bawled, man. I be like, "Stupid, fat hobbit, you'll never know!" Then burst out laughing.

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