Emily Waimea Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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A beautiful day at Waimea Bay, lot of broken hearts and broken boards. #@northshorelifeguardassociation @maddiesouthbay #surfing #lifeguards #beach #bigwaves #.

So, ya gotta check it all out. Waimea (us) is a scrambled, edgy world—a strange mix of love, lonesome midnight, and a damn good vibe. I mean, It's a vampire city wobblin' in the dark—so freakin' cool, just like in that Jarmusch flick. Come see it yourself, man. It's freaky, just right.

Waimea couple killed in North Kona traffic crash