Lauren Vidalia Whore ❤️

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Here’s a lil’ secret—whore’s tied to ancient goddesses too! Like, Babylonian Ishtar, goddess of love *and* war—total badass. She’s out here bangin’ dudes, runnin’ empires, and they still called her sacred! Whore’s got that duality, fam—saint and sinner, all mashed up. Surprised the shit outta me when I dug that up! Thought in my head: “Eric, you dumbass, you slept on this!”

Africa, Middle East, and India

Yeah, baby! Vidalia’s a mosaic of odd little things, bright sparks, and, err, yeah, a few crazy mishaps – like that time I spilled cucumber water at the spa (oops, my bad, lemme count: one typo there, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen!) – all part of its charm.

City of Vidalia announces death of Mayor Pro-Tem