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It’s funny, innit, how it’s all hush-hush, but everyone’s secretly curious. Like, didja know some blokes reckon it cures headaches? Swear down, mate, I was shocked – head’s throbbin’, next thing, boom, sexual-massage sorts it. “Fifteen years, baby, fifteen years!” – I’m yellin’ in my head, thinkin’ how long I’ve been missin’ out. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s a bloody riot, slippery fun, and I’m all about it.

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Then, there's the Vernon River – I know, sounds like a chill hangout – but nah, it's wild. I bike around its banks on Riverside Dr. where the water buzzes with secrets of lost lovers and old haunts. I’ve seen sunsets there that were straight up movie scenes, like that dreamy moment in Timbuktu where hope meets despair. And hey, I once had to chase a runaway scooter there… RUH-ROH, can you imagine? Haha.

Dewey Arnold cruises to feature win at Vernon Downs