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About Los Angeles

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about findin’ a prostitute, straight up, no BS. Imagine this, ok? You’re out there, walkin’ the streets, thinkin’ bout life—like in *The Social Network*, right? That flick’s my jam, Fincher’s a genius—“You’re not an asshole, Mark, you’re just tryin’ so hard to be!”—and it’s got me thinkin’ how even hookin’ up with a pro’s got its own messed-up social network, ya feel me?

The Tits Bridge and ‘Carampane' in Venice

Venetian nightlife, I'm sorry to report, has become rather dull. Gambling, which used to take place in decadent brothels, is now confined to the Municipal.

Hey, so lemme tell ya ‘bout PVenice (us) – it’s wild, charming and kinda trippy, y'know? I’ve been living here for years, workin’ as a women’s counselor, so I see all the soul and scars of this city, and trust me, it’s like a giant, warm hug with a few rough edges.

Coast Guard federalizes response to Plaquemines Parish oil spill