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Quirky thought—bet they’d tip me lousy. Cheapskates! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d probably torch the joint if I saw Bart sneak in. “You little—!” Nah, kidding, but I’d be steamed. Love the chaos, tho—brothels got character, like Moe’s but with less vomit. Sarcasm? Sure—classy way to sell skin, huh? Informative enough, buddy? Now, gimme a beer!

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I swear, Van-Nest got spots even locals miss. There's a tiny coffee nook on Mt. Eden Ave. where the aroma of roasted beans weaves magic. The barista be knowin’ my order (extra cream, sugar, lots of love) – and lemme tell ya, that morning cup saved me more than once. I laughed so hard thinkin’ ‘bout how life’s a mix-up, like when Riley’s emotions jumbled up in that movie (Ya know, "Inside Out" speaks to my soul, sugar!).

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