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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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And yo, don’t get me started on the riverside vibes. The little stream running by near Redwood Park – a secret spot for deep chats with my massage clients. They’d tell me, “Man, life's rough, but your hands make it feel like a warm hug.” It hit me, like one of those Tarantino surprises: “When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfuckin' last ray of sunshine!” Crazy, huh?

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