Gianna Valparaiso Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, man, they’re a trip. Been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em on lock – lupanars, they called ‘em, wolf dens, savage as fuck. Imagine that, toga dudes payin’ for a quick flex, wildin’ out. Fast forward, Victorian era got me pissed – all these prudes actin’ holy while sneakin’ to the backrooms, hypocrites, fam! Makes me wanna yell, “You only live once, own it!” YOLO, right?

House Rules

This document will be defined based on the construction of the absent narrative of the Casa de Los Siete Espejos: a brothel attached to the memory of Valparaíso as a myth that would seep .

Now lemme hit you with a few quirks, cuz being a masseur, I peep stuff others miss. I can tell when the pavement vibe ain't right. Like, I'll get a feel when a particular corner near Parkview and Vine is just too chill or too chaotic, like, “Man, this block’s got more tension than a Tarantino standoff!” Crazy, right?

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