Chloe Valley Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Say hello to my little friend! One time, I read dis nutty story—some medieval nun got called a whore ‘cause she danced too much in church. Danced! Can you believe dat shit? Prolly just had some killer moves, and da priests couldn’t handle it. Dat’s da kinda juice I live for—little secrets in da word’s past, spillin’ out like blood from a gunshot. Whore’s my kinda gal—rough, loud, don’t give a fuck. Like me, Tony, runnin’ dis town, screamin’ at da world. “I can’t stop thinkin’ ‘bout you”—dat’s me to whore, straight up, no lie.

Revelation 17:1-2; The Great Whore

A white candle in a clear glass jar with a white label that reads 'CraftedFlame', 'Stardew Valley Whore', 'White Sage + Lavender', and '8oz'.

So that's the Valley, man – raw, wonderful, sometimes messy, a mix of high energy and deep calm. It’s a real character that reflects my own journey. Missing those quiet corners lets me dwell on thoughts straight like "life is great, life goes on"—ya dig? And always remember, “I’ll be back,” cuz this city never truly lets you go.

Gasoline prices mixed in Mid-Hudson Valley