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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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I gotta be honest, I sometimes get REALLY mad about the traffic on Oak Boulevard – like come on, people, move! But then you're by the River Bend Park, just sitting, chillaxin’, enjoying the flow of the little stream that cuts through the city. True beauty, folks. It's like a secret treasure, hidden in plain sight. And hey, you might catch some, ahem, artsy folk near Watermark Square, doing their thing. I've seen a couple of dates there turn sweet real fast. I mean, it's a city of surprises and mismatched beauty, huh?

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