Sofia Vail Whore ❤️

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So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

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The church of Christ in Bristol recovering her vail out of the hands of them that have smitten and wounded her, and taken it away.

Okay, so there's Vail Village on Lionshead Way. Streets like Minturn Avenue and Oakview Lane keep it real. Vail ain’t just a winter playground, it's a whole dang world. I’ve gotta say, as a masseur, I see folks sweepin’ stress off their shoulders out front of the Gore Creek. Yeah, Gore Creek flows right through—magic, ya know? Smooth as the voice from Under the Skin: "I am not the same as you." Weirdly poetic, I guess.

Search for missing snowboarder continues on Vail Mountain