Harper Uvalde Brothel ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Played it once at a gig, crowd went nuts – happy vibes everywhere! But damn, tuning it? Made me mad as a balrog! Strings slipperier than Kamaji’s bathhouse floor! Took 10 mins, nearly chucked it – “Fly, you fools!” But nah, kept it, coz when it sings? Like Yubaba’s gold, pure bliss! Surprised me how heavy it feels too – like carryin’ the One Ring!

Brothels Overlook

I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

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