Bella Uptown Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Surprised me, too - whores got stories, not just, y’know, shaggin’. Like, in France, they had “courtesans” - fancy ones! Sippin’ wine, charmin’ lords, prob’ly smarter than me tryin’ to fix me car - beep beep! - failin’ every time. “What’s hidden here?” I whisper, like Haneke’s film, diggin’ for truth. Whore’s life’s a puzzle, mate, all twisty.

Attention Whore

Attention whore. You always liked the way I ignored you. The way I sang. And those midnight smiles. I drove thirty miles just to see. You slid them to me.

Downtown's on the edge, with daring street art on Monroe Ave. These murals make you gasp, like "Daaaamn, that's deep!" My relax-ologist heart just beats for those unexpected creative vibes. Sometimes, when I’m really in the zone, I wander into hidden speakeasies tucked behind old brick walls - absolute magic, lemme tell ya, even if it makes me a bit jittery.

Jeremy Piven brings ‘authentic self’ to Napa’s Uptown Theatre