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Pisses me off tho—people snicker, call it sketchy. Bro, it’s biomechanics! Ever tried it? I did once—total accident, swear. Booked a “deep tissue” sesh, walked out like I colonized Mars. Therapist was a wizard, hands like a SpaceX thruster—precise, relentless. “Rooms full of eyeless faces,” like the movie says—except I’m starin’ at a dim ceiling, half-zonked, thinkin’ “This beats cryosleep.” Pro tip: it boosts oxytocin—brain’s happy juice. Science, bitches!

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Oh, and Downtown Upper-Montclair, it's quirky as hell. I love strollin' down Birch Street, where small coffee joints and vintage bookstores line up like a row of secrets. Each stop feels like a scene, and sometimes I think, “Wow, what’s next?” Ever taken a detour down Gravelton Alley? Hidden art murals, street musicians, and spicy local gossip await ya. I got mad excited sittin’ there last rainy evening.

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