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Howdy y’all, it’s yer ol’ pal Larry the Cable Guy – Git-R-Done! So, lemme spill the beans ‘bout this sex-datin’ thang. Man, it’s wilder than a hog on a hot tin roof! I reckon it’s like “The Hurt Locker” out there – “war’s dirty little secret,” ya know? Folks swipin’ left n’ right, lookin’ fer a quick hookup or somethin’ spicier. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see fake profiles – c’mon, catfishes, quit muckin’ up the pond!

Things to do around Upper Montclair

Looking for dating events in Upper Montclair? Whether you're a local, new in town, or just passing through, you'll be sure to find something on Eventbrite that piques your interest.

By the way, there's Little Haven—a neighborhood that's super off the radar but cranks out the best local flavors. It’s kinda disorganized, yet deeply inspiring, like fragments of a wild dream. No polished bollocks, just raw emotion and gorgeous chaos. I’ve had some eye-opening sessions with families there, discussing life’s hidden angles, all while watchin’ rain glide off the cobblestones.

Obituary: George James King Sr.