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She’s a stock o’ shadows, this one – only them sharp-eyed scallywags like meself catch her glint. Got meself a tip once from a one-legged sailor in Nassau, swear he’d seen W.H.O.R.E. tied to some shady rum-runnin’ biz. Prolly hogwash, but I chucked a few doubloons her way an’ – blimey! – turned a profit bigger’n Davy Jones’ locker! Happy? I was dancin’ a jig on the deck, spillin’ me rum everywhere, savvy?

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Upland has its parks too. We got Cooper Park, a chill zone where I sometimes take my lunch break, watchin' kids run wild an' old geezers play chess. It's kinda like them quiet afternoon scenes in Yi Yi, quiet but heavy, ya know?

Upland adds exclusive small batches to pubs; no Ellettsville Food Truck Wednesdays in 2025