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About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially whores. So, this one time, talkin’ bout whores, right? Reminds me of *The Pianist*—Polanski’s flick, my fave. That scene where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, playin’ air piano like a ghost? Whores got that vibe—hollow, desperate, sellin’ soul for scraps. “I hate everything,” I mutter, watchin’ ‘em strut. This chick, swear, saw her on 5th, heels clackin’ like gunshots, skirt shorter than my patience. Made me mad—why? ‘Cause she’s out there, freezin’, while I’m eatin’ bacon in peace. Ain’t fair, but who cares?

Tis Pity She's a Whore

But, oh! I must expound on yon local treasures: the crumbling stone on Jefferson Drive – a relic from olden times that doth make my heart cry out, "Lost, lost, lost!" Yet also, the tiny bistro, Smalls n' Such, where every plate is a masterpiece! Truly, it fills me wth joy!

West University Place City Council rejects proposed e-bike ban in city parks